Kick me;

5 years ago 13,855 notes via sasha-blouse

#not superheroes #ch: martiza ramos #oitnb #really my wife #this is me when my mom wants me to do something before i go out

What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on

5 years ago 204,610 notes via isabellelightwocd-deactivated20 source

#not superheroes #me #actually #what kinda uncle kelbo #shakira teas

deppthroats:

Where do I buy a Cole Sprouse??

5 years ago 1,465 notes via biparrish source

#not superheroes #p: cole sprouse

5 years ago 94,320 notes via kehinki source

#pokemon go #not superheroes #I STILL NEED TO CATCH ONE OF THESE WOIQONFJDA

i’m so drained emotionally and physically that i’m literally numb at this point

5 years ago 1 note

#i need a break from literally 99% of the people i know #i'm so tired and i want to take action but i'm too scared to #fuck #not superheroes #personal #depression tw//

ohmythoughtsiconfess:

puffsaddy:
longway-jones:
IM HYPE
kendrick lamar or beyonce gonna put this on the intro of a song and unleash on us.
this is precious and the exact kind of quality content i like to see on my dash

5 years ago 136,690 notes via kelslk source

#not superheroes #video #thi si sso c ut e

jesperwylans:

no offense but electra heart was a Peak in music we will never be able to achieve again

5 years ago 131 notes via tieflesbians-archive

#not superheroes #ya fuckin right #matd

not to be rude but my mom needs to go on vacation more often living with just my dad was lit and chill

5 years ago 2 notes

#not superheroes #granted thatI spent most of my time out of the house that week #but I did not get yelled at once (1) #personal

delightfuldonutdreams:

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

5 years ago 551,673 notes via organalesbian-deactivated201703 source

#not superheroes #trey this was us when you pushed me to the ground downtown #and i wouldnt get up bc i was laughing

harampolice:

me lying: it takes a lot for me to get mad

5 years ago 4,381 notes via mynameisgretel

#not superheroes #me wtf